When I was asked to write about the life and death of Matthew Perry, one question struck me: Who was Matthew Perry? He was an actor. He was a writer. He was a son. He was an addict. He was a man. He was born in Massachusetts — like so many other people — in a little place called Williamstown.
You've scooped Viz's next Tony Parsehole obituary, that's for sure.
Oh Ben you naughty boy.
Who gets his 2% ?
I keep confusing him with Luke Perry who is also dead. I know of two other famous Perrys. They are both alive.
I think half of Substack just got subtweeted (subsubstacked?). Myself included.