Elevatorgate and the Death of Franz Ferdinand

What was Elevatorgate?

As we draw closer to its tenth anniversary, the question could be asked – who gives a shit?

Well, I do, and this is my platform. But you should as well because, for all it may sound hyperbolic, Elevatorgate was the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of the last ten years of Internet culture.

No, I hear you saying, that was Gam…